Heart of Life

whatshouldwecallme:

If I do it:

If my boyfriend does it: 

2ndhand-embarrassment:

whatshouldwecallme:

whatshouldwecallme:

whatshouldwecallme:

whatshouldwecallme:

And I’m just like,

wakeuphealthy:

 BROCCOLI FRITTERS.

Ingredients

• 3 cups chopped broccoli (1/4 inch cubes, steamed till tender)
• 1 egg (beaten)
• 1/2 cup flour (I used bread crumbs as a substitute)
• 1/3 cup parmasean cheese
• 1 small clove garlic
• 1/2 tsp salt
• Pinch of red pepper flakes
• 2 tbsp oil

Instructions

1. Prepare, combine, and lightly mash ingredients. (except the oil)
2. Oil pan and put on moderate heat. (Flick with water to see if it’s ready… It’ll sizzle)
3. Plop mixture into 3” rounds, lightly flatten with spatula
4. Cook for 1-2 mins per side
5. EAT!

http://smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/broccoli-parmesan-fritters/

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently:

danittohell:

ablogorsomething:

I was so unprepared for that omg

Farm animals making unusual sounds is basically on top of my list of hilarious things.

(via shutupandbemysterious)

howdoiputthisgently:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

whatshouldwecallme:

When I’m sober:

                   

When I’m not:

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently: